Short Stories and Letters

Short stories are probably my favorite to read. I love writing them as well,
but I find that I'm never inclined to finish them. I'll usually build
up some great characters and then leave them sulking in a bar
deep in Mexico with a head full of acid and a belly full of beer.

I don't know why, but I have always hated saying "goodbye" to people, and I think that might have something to do with it. I suppose I don't want the adventure
to end. Anyway, some of the work that I have finished is now available
here on my site. None of these stories have ever been published
or even offered in any form to others.

I've also written some rather graphic letters to various people and
corporations. You can also enjoy these, just like the PR
departments that received them originally.


Stories
 

So You Want to Date a Stripper?
(1787 words - humor + true experience)

The Telephone Interview
(446 words - true story)
 
Seattle: Emerging Character
(905 words - true travel)
 
In The Army Now: Gregory Drobny - His Account
(Letters from a soldier)
 

Letters
 
An Open Letter to the Guy Who Cut Me Off in 1991
 
The Infamous Coors Letters
 
The Mentos Exchange
 
The Nigerian Scam
 

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