YES! I WANT TO SEE TODAY'S HEADLINES!

NO! I'M A PERSON WHO PREFERS TO LIVE IN
AN ALTERED STATE FROM REALITY. I BELIEVE
THAT EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET IS CLEAN AND
PURE AND I THINK THAT MY BELIEF SHOULD BE PUSHED
ON OTHERS. IF EVERYONE WAS LIKE ME, THE WORLD
WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE FOR ALL. WHEN I READ THINGS
I DISAGREE WITH, I WRITE 700-WORD ESSAYS TO THE
AUTHOR, EXPLAINING TO HIM (OR HER) HOW I FEEL,
AND HOW WRONG THEY ARE. I KNOW I'M RIGHT AND I
SHOULD BE GUIDED ELSEWHERE BECAUSE ALL OF THIS NONSENSE THAT YOU SPEAK IS GOING TO BOTHER ME
BEYOND ANYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE.
I'D PREFER TO STAY IN MY WORLD.